rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo
I actually screamed
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ manipulation
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ mindgames
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ murder
I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered.
I’m a twin.
I didn’t win.
It was a draw.
Reblogging for ^
Biology time: Actually none of us won the race. Other sperm made it there before us but weren’t able to penetrate the egg you could say they weakened the egg’s shell for us, the opportunistic sperm to go in. So I’m sorry to say OP that you did not win this race either.
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot